doctor-scratch:

doctor-scratch:

doctor-scratch:

314 Follower Giveaway!

Because of copyright issues and such, I couldn’t make this an actual fully homestuck-themed give-away and after lots of talking, kitties were chosen to be the best choice.

 Now here’s what you get:

1 kitty plush

1 Japanese kitty-themed stationary set

1 little kitten puzzle

1 Catwoman DVD

1 mini-kitty spiral

1 package of Swedish Fish

1VELV-ITS! Mini-Poster art thing with a kitty on it.

RULES:

1. You must be a follower, as in following me (at the time of the end and the choosing of the winner).

2. You are only allowed to reblog this once, and likes do not count.

3. You must be comfortable with giving me your address to send it, and your ask box must be open so I can reach you. 

Now when will this contest end?

December 2nd, at 8:88:88pm central time.

The winner has 24-hours to get to me, before I go to the next person.

The winner will be selected randomly.

I’m entering into this because I follow myself so that’s just for personal humor.

((BONUS: If you want some of that art from the ??? arc, I will send it to you.))

…If you have any questions or comments, flood my ask box.

I might include other cat-themed bs or whatever. Be prepared for that.

((…It makes me sad there’s only seven people or less that actually wants this.))

((THERE’S ONE MORE DAY TO GO. HURRY IT UP.

Ugh, ugh. I want this crap out of my house.

By the way, I’ve literally put sticky notes on everything but the plush with commentary from me.

And wrote on the back of the Swedish fish.

…I… I did say at some point I wanted to do that shit.))

Signal boost for its final day, and also because KITTENS. I know a few people who would probably want this. Andasanactualfolloweryaknow

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geromylaughingalonewithgeromy:

Here it is! The actual GIVE AWAY post!

This give away includes one (1) aRe yOu nExT? t-shirt, with your choice of color, size, and style! (out-of-my-hands limitations do exist.)

I designed this shirt myself and I want to give one away to one of my fellow Tumblr Homestucks! You’ve all made me feel right at home in this community even though I’m still pretty new to the fandom!

But with every give away, there are regulations!

  1. You can reblog this post ONCE EVERY DAY! 
  2. Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  3. You must be following EITHER geromylaughingalonewithgeromy OR homestuckheadspastedontothings
  4. Your ask box must be open so I can contact you if you win!! 
  5. Shipment can take 1-6 weeks depending on where you are in the world and I have no control over this!

This give away will be ending on December 10th, 2011! I really don’t think I could spark up enough interest to go much longer than that!

If you have any questions my ask box is always open.

Good luck!!!

welp.

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Reblog so people know who you are!

daisyloveletters:

Name: Elisabeth
Tumblr Name: scyf
Nickname(s): scyf, Elli, Ella
Relationship Status: not single
Random fact about you: i am shaking because low blood sugar right now :c
Hobbies/Interests: writing drawing video games crafty stuff watching movies with friends
Do you smoke/drink: the occasional drink is okay, so is the occasional cigarette
Why Tumblr?: science

Name: Amanda
Tumblr Name: daisyloveletters
Nickname(s): Daisy, Mems, Memai
Relationship Status: Unapologetically taken
Random fact about you: I daydream a lot; anywhere, everywhere, I have a tendency to zone out into my own mind.
Hobbies/Interests: drawing the ladies, drawing les hommes, comics, writing, sewing, girly nonsense, being badass.
Do you smoke/drink: I don’t smoke, but I handle alcohol like it’s no one’s business.
Why Tumblr?: Because of reasons.

Fixed it ;u;

Sorry French nazi when I can be

Name: Ash
Tumblr Name: AshHavynn
Nickname(s): Ash
Relationship Status:  FOREVER ALONE aka picky as shit
Random fact about you: I draw to take breaks from my drawing.
Hobbies/Interests: drawing pinups and cute things, rockin’ out to some sick wicked tunes, making things. Making the everythings.
Do you smoke/drink: No and occasionally? Malibu is in my hand literally as I am typing this.
Why Tumblr?: Because everything I love and kittens.

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puppytier:

Too many Daves

Never too many Daves. I love how you just barely see me tipping him with boob money XD

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reddardstark: cheesu: brokenalice: rappinpicard: beesmygod: ciborgmatchsticks: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, due to high amounts of guts in the mixture, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America! this is an mri of someone dying from too many pizza cells entering thier body  bea.  Bea. <3  that looks like a really long pink wig omg isn’t that taffy and did you know america is not the only country who eats fast food BREAKING NEWS You might say that that person was DYING for pizza~! I’m sorry I facepalmed at “it’s weirdly pink because of all the guts” …It’s weirdly pink because it hasn’t been cooked yet, dumbass. Also I’m not sure guts and stuff have a taffy like consistency?
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reddardstark:

cheesu:

brokenalice:

rappinpicard:

beesmygod:

ciborgmatchsticks:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, due to high amounts of guts in the mixture, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

this is an mri of someone dying from too many pizza cells entering thier body

 bea.  Bea.

<3 

that looks like a really long pink wig omg

isn’t that taffy and did you know america is not the only country who eats fast food BREAKING NEWS

You might say that that person was DYING for pizza~!

I’m sorry I facepalmed at “it’s weirdly pink because of all the guts”

…It’s weirdly pink because it hasn’t been cooked yet, dumbass.

Also I’m not sure guts and stuff have a taffy like consistency?

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Reblog if your an Atlus fan!

shadowqueen7137:

Of course

I am

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THIS IS A MEME NOW

chotpot:

whitepool:

bombchutheragetroll:

whoisthebatlord:

sharonabot9000:

princessrabbitears:

herttarahtivaunu:

wELP,

wELL i DIDNT WANT TO, uH, sLEEP ON MY SIDE ANYWAY,

thii2 ii2 riidiiculou2

mY NECK HURTS„,

I hate my patron troll.

can i repost because i really like the idea of bugging the shit out of karkat yeah i’m gonna repost sorry y’all

Karkat doesn’t have red glasses so he’s not as cool.jpg

I really don’t like my patron.

I fucking love my patron troll. I cannot even begin to describe how 0k I am with oversized clothes, kitties, tablets, roleplaying, shipping, and cute furry accessories.

Source: jackietoad

daisyloveletters:

This infuriates me.

Not because that the family practices polygamy or that they have interpreted religious scripture wrongly, but it’s the fact that these women (and possibly) men are duped into the idea that only good wives give good sex, and if a good wife can give good sex, the husband won’t stray and it’ll be a happy, harmonious relationship.

The Prophet Muhammad took in three other wives alongside his first because the other three women were invalid or widowed; the Islamic nations were at war and said women lost their husbands, and therefore, lost any means, especially financially, to survive on their own. He did it to protect and provide for them, not because he had a raging boner that cannot be calmed by one woman.

No. No. No. No.

You want to take four wives and have 23 children? I’m not going to judge you, who am I to say what can or cannot make another person happy?

But I am deeply embarrassed that these people still do not understand that sex is merely just a bonus of a loving and healthy relationship. Marriage, and really, any relationship, is built on trust, love, security, understanding and support of one another. If your significant other is too sick/tired/pregnant to have some sexy times, try to be understanding, but do not start beating on her or complaining that you’re unfulfilled because her biological needs outweighed yours that one night.

I need to spread this on Tumblr. We need to shut this club down somehow :< Deviant teachings don’t even cover it, it should be a crime against humanity to revert women to sex objects and men objectified as raging sex beasts.

This is pretty disgusting. No human being should be allowed to raise their hand to another human being because they do not “fulfill” their sexual desire.

Source: daisyloveletters

chotpot:

kawaiitank:

double-oh-seven:

you know what’s more sexist than making female characters like baking and male characters like guns and fisticuffs

is thinking that baking is for girls and guns are for boys in the first place

Yeah, Tristan and I were discussing this this morning. It’s just so… awkward :/

If Mom turns out to be a gurlygurl too, I’ll be sad. I was hoping she at least could be a badass bitch with a weird interest in science.

No, I guess she’s gonna be another GURL XD DON’T HIT ON ME U SILLY BOYZ.

Plz huss.

no.

but then you realize that some girls DO like baking

and some boys DO like guns

oh wait people in real life conform to gender norms?

oh no way that’s horrible

you can’t make characters like that hussie

GOD

maybe people just have preferences

does everything have to be about fucking gender roles

This ^ Why does a girl who likes baking and a boy who likes rough-housing have to be some big fucking deal?

When I was a little girl I HATED baking, playing house, and the color pink, because it was “too girly.” I am a girl. But now I love some “girly things” like lace and make-up, and still hate some other “girly things”—like baking. Not BECAUSE it’s deemed girly by society, as when I was younger, but because I like it or I don’t like it. My brother loved rough housing and climbing trees and pretending to be a robot and pretending to go shoot guns and stuff. He still likes fishing and war games. Why should either of us not be original, unique individuals?

Source: double-oh-seven